Hayden Do Good? — With Kitty now being an overpowered cosmic being...

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Hayden Do Good?

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Anonymous asked:

With Kitty now being an overpowered cosmic being and being able to take peeks into the multiverse, wouldn't it have made sense for the Avengers and Illuminati to giver her a call in the eight month interum?

brevoortformspring answered:

The Illuminati have been too busy to read those comics.

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